Thursday, 4 November 2010

Movie Review : [PROTOTYPE]

You heard me right! Prototype movie!

Yeah yeah. I was completely stoked when I saw the title too. Prototype killed so many hours of my life and I have had so many fun times, that when I saw that there was a movie which was released in 2009, I stared at my computer screen, and pondered as to how I didn't realise a movie was released.

Of course, it was just a rip off of Prototype. I scrolled down Amazon to check the reviews. 1 Star.
I read as to why, but it didn't really help. So, being a fanboy of this game, I bought the DVD. I waited for about a week and a half for the damn thing to arrive. As my friend happily pointed out, there would be no chance in hell that Prototype would be a 15. So I already knew that this was going to be pretty bad.

I inserted the disc into my PlayStation 3 and voyaged into a bad movie.
Putting it bluntly, this is the slowest damn movie I have ever seen. The rip off is terrible, Alex Mercer? No. Alex McKendrick. Superpowers which involve blood? No, think telekinesis. The storyline is pretty sad for Alex in this movie. He isn't a badass or anything.

He finds gloves which his friend makes and starts using them on certain objects. The special effects in this movie are terrible, the hood of a car was made of cardboard. It was clear in the movie. The shaking of a lamp post looked terrible too. There was only 2 good scenes of this movie, and both of them were killing scenes.

The end of the movie left room for a sequel.
But seriously. I hope one is never released.

Rating this a 1 out of 5.
I expected there to be hilarious scenes of bad special effects. Though this movie was just about Alex being a little bitch and whining about how god never helps him.

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Wednesday, 3 November 2010

Project Haseo : Undead

Sorry that I haven't posted for a while. I've either been busy due to college or studying in general. In other news.

- Undead Nightmare -
Yeah. I finally got it. I can honestly say that it was the best £8 I have ever spent for DLC. I love how John Marston is so cool about the situation. I can't really explain why I think that because it's a massive spoiler. Though, I'm sure it would make anyone laugh when they play it.

- Fitness -
I've been walking a lot lately. It's surprising how nice walks are with good music. Thank god for a PSP with 8gb memory and Final Fantasy 7 if I ever need to take a long rest. I walked around 16 Miles today, not that bad. Pics shall be up around next week. I've heard a lot of stories about people being abused on the net about how they look, although I kind of one to show this for inspiration?

That's pretty much it, there's not much more I can say. The project is slowing down a little bit, though I am going to pick up the pace sooner or later. My name is becoming a lot more known in Red Dead Redemption. Although, I need to give mutliplayer a break soon enough, just so I can complete the story mode all over again. I've done it so many times that I've nearly remembered each damn line. Yet the intro of it still makes me laugh, "I'm a married man!" "Ain't we all!". God damn. Though, I need to get more trophies because after all, it isn't very impressive getting massacred by someone who hasn't even bothered to get the story mode trophies yet.

Sorry about the short update
This is Haseo, signing out.