Thursday, 4 November 2010

Movie Review : [PROTOTYPE]

You heard me right! Prototype movie!

Yeah yeah. I was completely stoked when I saw the title too. Prototype killed so many hours of my life and I have had so many fun times, that when I saw that there was a movie which was released in 2009, I stared at my computer screen, and pondered as to how I didn't realise a movie was released.

Of course, it was just a rip off of Prototype. I scrolled down Amazon to check the reviews. 1 Star.
I read as to why, but it didn't really help. So, being a fanboy of this game, I bought the DVD. I waited for about a week and a half for the damn thing to arrive. As my friend happily pointed out, there would be no chance in hell that Prototype would be a 15. So I already knew that this was going to be pretty bad.

I inserted the disc into my PlayStation 3 and voyaged into a bad movie.
Putting it bluntly, this is the slowest damn movie I have ever seen. The rip off is terrible, Alex Mercer? No. Alex McKendrick. Superpowers which involve blood? No, think telekinesis. The storyline is pretty sad for Alex in this movie. He isn't a badass or anything.

He finds gloves which his friend makes and starts using them on certain objects. The special effects in this movie are terrible, the hood of a car was made of cardboard. It was clear in the movie. The shaking of a lamp post looked terrible too. There was only 2 good scenes of this movie, and both of them were killing scenes.

The end of the movie left room for a sequel.
But seriously. I hope one is never released.

Rating this a 1 out of 5.
I expected there to be hilarious scenes of bad special effects. Though this movie was just about Alex being a little bitch and whining about how god never helps him.

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Wednesday, 3 November 2010

Project Haseo : Undead

Sorry that I haven't posted for a while. I've either been busy due to college or studying in general. In other news.

- Undead Nightmare -
Yeah. I finally got it. I can honestly say that it was the best £8 I have ever spent for DLC. I love how John Marston is so cool about the situation. I can't really explain why I think that because it's a massive spoiler. Though, I'm sure it would make anyone laugh when they play it.

- Fitness -
I've been walking a lot lately. It's surprising how nice walks are with good music. Thank god for a PSP with 8gb memory and Final Fantasy 7 if I ever need to take a long rest. I walked around 16 Miles today, not that bad. Pics shall be up around next week. I've heard a lot of stories about people being abused on the net about how they look, although I kind of one to show this for inspiration?

That's pretty much it, there's not much more I can say. The project is slowing down a little bit, though I am going to pick up the pace sooner or later. My name is becoming a lot more known in Red Dead Redemption. Although, I need to give mutliplayer a break soon enough, just so I can complete the story mode all over again. I've done it so many times that I've nearly remembered each damn line. Yet the intro of it still makes me laugh, "I'm a married man!" "Ain't we all!". God damn. Though, I need to get more trophies because after all, it isn't very impressive getting massacred by someone who hasn't even bothered to get the story mode trophies yet.

Sorry about the short update
This is Haseo, signing out.

Saturday, 30 October 2010

Project Haseo : Pride

- Red Dead Redemption -
Nothing changed. All my skills have returned once more, each and every strand and every skill I possess has now returned. There's not a single player who is safe against me, be it expert or free roam mode. Either way, they'll end up dead.

My name isn't that popular yet, though, I think I impressed people when I took down a fuck load of players in a Free Mode match. They challenged me to a Team Deathmatch, I gladly accepted of course. Once again, they had no chance.

- London ExPo-
I have to admit. I had a lot of fun, I haven't been to an anime convention since the Philippines. It was a lot of fun. Granted, some of it was annoying, especially the trains, though even that was quite fun. It felt Japanese to a sense because of how packed the trains were. The cheap smell of aftershave dominated my nostrils, it was quite horrifying. I swear, all men use Lynx. Why not get Old Spice?

Once I arrived at the ExPo, I instantly started naming characters. It was rather easy to pick them out, considering a majority of them where Miku, Naruto and for a weird reason, Seto Kaiba...

Of course, my favourite video game character was there too. Dante.
Now, although there were a lot of rather decent Dante cosplayers, most of them lacked certain things. it was mainly the eyes. Also, a thing that got to me was acne. That ticked me off a little bit. Although, I saw an amazing Noctis (Final Fantasy Versus XIII) cosplayer. Granted, he wasn't as pale as Noctis, though jesus christ. He had the sword, the right body build, the accuracy and everything else. I was very impressed.

I think the main thing which I learnt today and wanted was that if I do perfect Project Haseo, lose all this unwanted fat and become more slender, then I will do a perfect Dante cosplay. I will stay at the convention for all 3 days cosplaying as quite hard characters or at least quite famous ones. My list is...

1- Dante from Devil May Cry 4 (DEFINITE.)
2- Ezio from Assassins Creed II
3- Vincent Valentine from Final Fantasy 7
4- Kuran Kaname from Vampire Knight (That was more of a request though...)

I'm still thinking of others, although, those are the main as of yet.
I want to perfect this, I want to know that I can be a little bit better than some cosplayers out there. Although I have to admit, there were a lot of insanely good ones. I'd tap half of the Lightnings (Final Fantasy XIII) that went and Yuki Cross's (Vampire Knight).

- Fitness -
Jesus. I have let myself go. No excercise for 2 days, then again, my abs have been hurting quite bad and so were my legs. I tried it out for about 5 minutes, though I just crumbled from pain. I got up, tried it again, no luck. So I stopped. Tomorrow is Halloween so I'm going to try and avoid candy instead of consuming it.

This is Haseo, Signing out.

Wednesday, 27 October 2010

Cheaters and Trophies

After much contemplating, I have decided to begin uploading save files on my blog. This was lingering on my mind, but I suppose it would help those who need it. Just a word, I'm not going to do the ridiculous type of save files. For instance, the Prestige Save for Modern Warfare 2. It's not needed, so I'm not doing it.

As for other trophies such as PROTOTYPE with it's massive scale trophies, for instance, the infected kills. Complete on hard mode, and more.

This will be a big project for me, so don't expect a massive increase of save files. This will be put into a new category known as "Skeith"

This is Haseo, signing out.

This is why I dislike flaunting.

After you've watched this video, you'll either think that that person is incredibly sad or they're incredibly awesome. Personally, I think it's incredibly sad. I am a massive anime fan, I haven't gone as far as to get a waifu or something yet. Though I do love anime, as evident of my actual project name.

Though it's people like this which make me hate anime, and want it gone. It's incredibly frustrating seeing an anime fan do this when instead they could be outside socialising or something. This is why I wanted to change because I didn't want to become something like the person in the video. To make things even worse, this person can't speak proper Japanese.

What in the name of christ is KOWAII? She or he should at least attempt to say it correctly. She or he really cannot speak Japanese, they haven't got the accent. If I played this as an MP3 and listened to it, I'd firstly cry of laughter at the bad accent and bad pronunciation, then be offended. Japanese is meant to be fluid, it's also meant to be graceful. She makes it sound like a sledgehammer. At best.

I just don't get why. As I just learnt, the person in the video is a girl.
May I just say that she sounds like a damn boy. In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if she had a dick or adams apple. I guess the operative word for this is rage. I feel so sorry for the parents because I can just see her arguing with them because of how she acts in front of them, for instance, she starts talking Japanese, her Dad asks what it means, and she gets pissed off because he's stupid.

That's another thing I hate. Sure, anime is great and all, but why bother trying to imitate it? If you want to copy the body of Goku? Go for it. If you want to jump as high as Sasuke? Try it. Just don't copy the damn attitude, do you see Highschools like Cromartie? No. You don't.

I wish Otaku's, Weeaboos and other Anime fans would be a bit more realistic with their likes.

Haseo, signing out.


- Coward -
I wasn't really intending on doing anything special this halloween. I thought it was just going to be another year of me sitting inside with my V for Vendetta mask attached to the side of my head while I drank whiskey and munched on candy while I watched a cheap budget horror flick. This year though, things seem different.
My friend asked if I was doing anything this halloween, I simply replied that I wasn't, so me and him came up with some sort of plan for us to go out and have some fun. I remembered at that moment a friend of mine, his name's Nick.

- Nick -Now. Nick is the type of guy who would lie to someone just to impress them. He's the type of guy who would say that he's an international spy if it meant that he'd seem cooler to you. At least, that's how he was with me. So far, he's lied about going out at night and beating up chavs, practicing Kendo, sharpening Katanas, doing Ninjitsu, and more. You might think that it's plausible. You see, it would be if he survived my Karate lesson. He gave up after the warm up and never returned again.
Nick is not fit. Though he is trying.

- The Plan -
The plan is pretty simple, my friend, me and Nick are going to watch a movie and have a good time in general, keep in mind that this is quite late, about 9pm, we'll be walking back. So, we're going to take our good friend Nick through a forest. Of course, me and my friend will be making a lot of lies, for instance. I'm using the codename Snow for my friend because he helped me on a Hit and Run mission. Lots of bullshit like that. Another factor with Nick, is that he's ridiculously gullible, and his mind can easily be changed.

If you know what Slenderman is or MarbleHornets, then the plan is going to go a little bit like that, we're taking Nick through a forest on the way back home. Tom (My friend) and I will be acting strange as soon as we leave the cinema or as soon as we go in. I'll pretend I saw a tall and slenderman who had no face or had a very odd face. Think Voldemort, but with no eyes and a lot taller and thinner, then you kinda get the idea. Putting it simply, we'll start picking up the pace in the forest, we'll walk faster and act weirder, we just want to see Nick scared.

It may sound harsh, but Nick is the same boy who said he beats up people, he does all of this heroic shit and more. So if all of what he says is real, then he should be brave enough to not copy us or not get scared. I am planning on taping this. The problem is... I'm not entirely sure how that would work, my computer is still completely broken in terms of opening images and editing videos, so it may take a while for me to upload it and what not.

- Happening -
- In the slim chance that Nick grows some balls and decides to face his fears, then my respect for him will grow.
- If Nick pussies out, then me and Tom will be laughing for the rest of the year.

If you have any ideas, please leave me a comment.
This is Haseo, signing out.

Project Haseo : Physical

- Red Dead Redemption -
I finally got to rank 50 today. My head is still ringing with Yeehaw and gunshot sounds. I swear, I never want to do that again. If I add up all the times I've passed into legend on my previous accounts? I'd of passed into legend around 7 times by now. It really isn't worth it, just wait for some sort of hack to come along. If I can somehow figure out how to upload a save file with my rank details so you can use it? I will. Though I doubt it's possible seeming that it's linked to their servers.

- Physical -
I decided to go all out today, I don't know how many calories I've taken in, though I am pretty sure it's below a thousand. I did the full circuit twice today. High Intensity Interval Training Star Jumps for 30 Minutes. with five minute breaks inbetween each 10 minute session. Afterwards, I decided to do as many crunches as I could until I thought I was going to faint. I felt very very light headed.

After that, I took a 10 minute break, I wasn't drenched in sweat though I was sweaty. I put on a vest and decided to run as far as I could up the stair well. I live in a 24 floor apartment, I made it to the 12th floor before I decided to run back down. I kept doing this till once again, I couldn't take it anymore.
This was pleasing. I threw myself into the shower and cooled off at the lowest temperature possible. I finally looked better, even if it was just after one pretty hard circuit.

About a month ago, I was 75 kilos, I checked this morning before working out, and I was 71, I don't know if this is good or not. Though considering last month I got hardly any excercise, I wonder how well I'll do this month. As soon as I'm down to about 7% Body Fat, I'll be happy. I've also found myself having a weird wanting for veiny forearms. I don't really know why, but I just like the look of them. Maybe because it looks manly? Who knows.

- Other -
I'm still watching .Hack, I really should get early nights instead of going to bed at 4am and waking up at 2pm. I guess that was a hinderance today, I have to work on that. It's nearly the end of October, I'm quite looking forward to Halloween. Seperate post on plans for Halloween is coming up!

I'm also considering uploading save files for certain games that I have on the PS3. Seeming that all I do at home now is watch anime, play games and as a new addition, excercise, it might be a good idea to upload save files. I mean for instance, how many of us have played PROTOTYPE then looked at the 53,541 infected kills, given it a shot and after 10 minutes, you think "FUCK THAT.", I know how you feel, so as I said. I am considering it.

This is Haseo, signing out.